Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.

Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?

by HI#2 October 1, 2019

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

Maple Chugger

A slur towards/against Canadians, which only they can use. Call a Canadian this without being Canadian yourself and you'll find out just how quickly that politeness can die off.

American: Oh, yo, this is my Canadian friend, her name is Mae.

Mae: Haha, yeah, eh?
American 2: eeewww grooosss you brought a Maple Chugger in here??? Euuuughghghghghgh...
Mae: Now listen'ere bud, yer' makin' me a bit mad'ere, eh? How's aboot we take this to the rink, eh? I'll prove just how much of a hoser ye' are behind that hamburger-fucking face, bud.
American 2: She's a keeper.

by SpectacularCr0w May 4, 2023

Maple leafs

The best team ever who gets too much hate for no reason. The haters think eichel is better than matthews but we all know thats not true. They have done so many good things. Like coming back against carolina in a minute and won 8-6. And matthews won the calder, and eichel, mcdavid,and laine hasnt done that. They are an amazing team

Maple leafs are a good hockey team

by LeafsRock09 September 19, 2020

Maple

A word that can be used to describe a kind or thoughtful person
or
A way to describe a victorious or awesome moment.

“That girl went out of her way to help us.” “Oh yeah, Abbey she’s so maple. She is like that around everyone.”
or

“When we won our soccer game that was so maple.” or “That sunrise today was maple, I’ve never seen one that beautiful.”

by radiantgirl2000 June 25, 2023

Austin maple

This is a very fun loving person. He is a bis silly and naughty but he is a good friend. He really knows how to bring out the sigma in me and all of his peers. He is great at greening out off pens because he is a stupid cunt.he loves his cat and has sexual intentions with orsen.

“Austin maple you daft cunt” says mr faggot

by Pussyjucedrinker420 May 13, 2024

maple syrup people

A reference to the strength and tenacity of Canadians, who appear meek and forgiving. In reality, when Canadians fight for a cause, they fight with intelligence and ferocity that overwhelms the enemy. This occurs in war, in business, and in politics.

Many of the war crimes in the Geneva Convention are based on actions of Canadians during World War I and II. They weren't war crimes at the time, and allowed Canada to win battles. They are now. Don't mess with the maple syrup people.

by Rogue991 November 11, 2025