Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
by Momo J December 18, 2009
A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
Whenever somebody is doing sometging stupid, it is considered fucking around. If you fuck around too much, you may face a repricussion: finding out. Hence the saying "fuck around and find out" it is like a diagram: the more you fuck around, the more you find out.
by Kingkreo23 January 07, 2024
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Brian Thompson of United Health Care was an evil greedy POS who cost the lives of many by denying their health insurance claims. Fuck around and find out.
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Brian Thompson of United Health Care was an evil greedy POS who cost the lives of many by denying their health insurance claims. Fuck around and find out.
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A last warning you give to someone before they experience the consequences of doing what you told them not to do.
MIKE: Hey man, don't go flirting with Becky. That's my girl.
DAVE: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it??
MIKE: Fuck around and find out.
DAVE: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it??
MIKE: Fuck around and find out.
by TommyNoleBuc February 17, 2025