A symbolic way to say cover your ears or don't listen. Just as a condom prevents STDs and pregnancy, an "ear condom" protects you from getting verbally hurt.
by Quzu June 4, 2011
Get the Ear Condom mug.loose condom refers to when a beanie isn't pulled down far enough on the head, leaving a vast and unnecessary expanse of material at the tip
I thought he was attractive, but when he turned around I saw he was wearing a loose condom.
The thing I hate most about winter is the sudden influx of loose condom wearers.
The thing I hate most about winter is the sudden influx of loose condom wearers.
by Sigma Phi December 11, 2010
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sumthing that guys better use unless they wanna pay 400 bucks a month for the damn thing that'll pop outta my coochie if u dont wear it!!!
by iben motherfuckin September 10, 2003
Get the Condom mug.A device, usually made of Latex or rubber and of different strengths and widths, usually lubricated, which can prevent pregnancys or STD's.
by kilometeros July 7, 2008
Get the condom mug.The act of intentionally tampering with a condom in order to negate its contraceptive properties. It is usually done in 2 different ways.
1) Using a pin to create a tiny, invisible hole in the surface of the condom, often through the wrapper. This allows the passage of semen at the point of male orgasm.
2) Snipping off the tip of the condom with scissors. When a johnny is pulled onto an erect penis, it allows the head of the penis to slide through, allowing some bareback sensation.
1) Using a pin to create a tiny, invisible hole in the surface of the condom, often through the wrapper. This allows the passage of semen at the point of male orgasm.
2) Snipping off the tip of the condom with scissors. When a johnny is pulled onto an erect penis, it allows the head of the penis to slide through, allowing some bareback sensation.
1) David sabotaged his condoms with a pin in a furtive attempt to get his girlfriend pregnant.
2) Stephanie had no idea Jamal had engaged in some condom sabotage behind her back. In the dim light she could see some rubber around his dick and was satisfied. She lay back, ready to take him inside her, unaware that the head of his penis was sticking out of the polo neck of prophylactic. He planned to enjoy her naked pussy, ejaculating inside her before it was too late.
2) Stephanie had no idea Jamal had engaged in some condom sabotage behind her back. In the dim light she could see some rubber around his dick and was satisfied. She lay back, ready to take him inside her, unaware that the head of his penis was sticking out of the polo neck of prophylactic. He planned to enjoy her naked pussy, ejaculating inside her before it was too late.
by Stephrawr December 28, 2011
Get the Condom Sabotage mug.When you grill a hotdog (or sausage) with a condom on it and then feed it to some whom you are not fond of.
*At a Barbeque*
Guy1: Man, Hasko is so fucking stupid and annoying...
Guy2: That's alright, just feed him a condog!! Then he'll shut up.
Guy1: Man, Hasko is so fucking stupid and annoying...
Guy2: That's alright, just feed him a condog!! Then he'll shut up.
by condogs January 13, 2010
Get the Condog mug.When a guy and girl are Fucking and the condom breaks either un noticed or at the wrong moment Result : An OMG moment that could result in an end product of a possible Dump 'N' Dash, Bastard Baby, or STD Stunner!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
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