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rape me with a brick

1.Expletive used when something goes wrong and turns out to be rather unpleasant or simply after unfortunate event(s). see "fuck a duck" or "shit the bed" 2.Expletive used when something incredibly surpising happens. See "holy shit" or "no way"
1.
-Alek learns Conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout. Alek says, "Well, rape me with a brick."
-Danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. "RAPE ME WITH A BRICK!" she exclaims.
2.
-A lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without bitching. "Rape me with a brick," the lazy employee says.
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Shit a brick

A term used to express a state of anger or rage. Usually used in post-conflict chatter. To shit a brick would be insanely painful, hence the pain portrayed in the word.
Dude. My girl caught me playing video games instead of feeding the baby for the 4th time! She almost shit a brick on me.
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The brick sniffers blocked expansion of the children's hospital by getting the old house on thte corner declared a historic landmark. Yes, it looks like a shack your imbecile uncle put together, but it turns it out it was once owned by a 19th century orthodox rabbi who married a mennonite and enoyed macrame. Ergo sacred!!!
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Brick

An unusually helpful rock. can be used both defensively and offensively.

There are many different types of bricks, such as concrete bricks which are used defensively, as well as engineering bricks and the more widely known burnt clay bricks.
offensively: *throws a brick at someone's head*
defensively: *builds a brick house*
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