Blaphae

The act of of shoving inanimate objects in a butthole or penis hole

Hey man, yesterday night was crazy, i blaphae this girl, and it went everywhere.

by Dr. Eric Shun May 20, 2009

Blap Blap

CSGO London Major Grand Finals 1st map, casters' reaction to Dupreeh with an AutoShotgun

Blap Blap!

by Pope Clement VII September 23, 2018

Blasco

He is an idiot

Look at it is a Blasco

by Nonsense/scs September 28, 2018

Crapshaith on a bapshaith

Poop on a stick

Also used as an exclamation of
frustration.

Crapshaith on a bapshaith derives from the Group X usage of Crapshaith, meaning poop/crap/fices stuff.

The term originated from the Bay Area and is most commonly used in the Heart of the Bay aka: Hayward.

"CRAPSHAITH ON A BAPSHAITH"

"What the crapshaith on a bapshaith"

"You're a crapshaith on a bapshaith"

by Queenofcheese March 6, 2009

Blap

Passing gas, a fart
The sound made when farting

Origin: First heard in 1977, upstate New York

I had Chili John's for lunch, but it really made me blap.

Dude, those beans really make you blap.

by the big blapper August 31, 2011

baps

B.A.P.S.
Breast Augmentation Profiling and Styling
The popular art form, involving the representation on various tableaux,
using only one pair ladies bozooms and a pair of Marigolds.

A fine example of baps

by McNigel January 28, 2004

baps

the sweat, and possibly groin yeast from the groin area, most prodominatly found in a the area between the testicals and the upper leg on a male. Although baps is usually the name given to this mixture when someone puts there hand down their pants and smears it on an individuals face, usualyt the cheak or nasle/mouth region. 'You got bapsized', 'im hungry,-here have some baps'

'while the boys were enjoying there inflight movie, waiting for their meal, jim gave Peter some of his Baps'. As he left the table Ron sneeked some baps in his ham sandwich. 'As the group asembled outside the church, Kevin bapsized the down syndrome boy.

by bradinga July 28, 2006