Dog on a sink

When a male puts his penis through his underwear hole or pants zipper and places it on a sink

When Tyrone put his massive dog on a sink it broke the sink

by TheShiftedDice June 2, 2017

dog in a poop

a kid who is annoying and masterbaits to harambe and fucks himself in the handicap parkinglot with a sandpaper dildo

a kid at our school is a dog in a poop

by dog in poop January 28, 2017

hot dog in a bun

When a girl's vagina is overused and is too big for normal size penis.

"dayyyyyummmmmm that girl last night had a hot dog in a bun"

by jajajajajajajajajajajajaj February 4, 2009

Dog in a Barn

When somone is born in a country not of there race.

these guys think they are english if a dog is born in a barn does that mean its a horse ?

by JiggaWoo December 20, 2004

dog in a bathtub

While receiving a blow job from your female friend, you proceed to showhorn BOTH testicles, as well as your shaft, completly into her mouth!

"I was so hard that when I put the dog in a bathtub she puked on my wang"

by Brad Comer January 15, 2008

this dog with a shirt has some ticks up its sleeves

a clever (or maybe not) pun on having tricks up ones sleeves.

"I don't know what I'm going to do, But this dog with a shirt has some ticks up its sleeves"

by Appomatox Blamo April 12, 2012

Dog on a leash

Sex position in which the guy uses a shirt to wrap around the girl's stomach and uses the shirt like a leash to yank back and forth while fucking her doggy style.

Mike: Did you fuck that bitch last night?

Jeff: I fucked that like a dog on a leash!

by DogOnALeash October 15, 2009