Closed For Tonight

noun: One of Canada's best up and coming metal bands. Some of their influences include Protest the Hero and Between The Buried And Me. All of the members are only 16! Basically, you will get raped by this band cuz they are that fucking good! They have gained much popularity thanks to their guitarist SJP or "Chin" becoming a youtube guitar phenom. Of course people wanted more Chin, and now they have more than they can handle.

Typical Noob: "I'm sick of listening to the Jonas Brother's and Miley Cyrus...do you know any good bands?"

Wise Owl: No sorry. But I do know a great band, "Closed For Tonight".

by imnotrobert October 21, 2008

toishto

Something you can have in the morning, evening, at suppertime, or in the twilight zone.

"Have you had any toishto yet today?"
"No, but it doesn't matter... I have plenty of time!"

by [][][] [][] [] August 6, 2006

Tighteous

A adjective used to describe anything exceeding awesome.

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"Hey, those shoes are tighteous, where did you get them?"

"Tighteousness"

" I was overwhelmed by the tighteousness of winning the karaoke contest"

by Tight on baller April 20, 2010

tonight's session

sex with your personal trainer

After a long day of teaching, LuLu can not wait for tonight's session with the guy she met at the gym!

by Terc November 30, 2011

thightning

when the thunder and lightning are so close together they seem to be happening at the same time

When the storm began, it cracked with thunder and the sky would immediately light up from the lightning.

When the storm began, it was thightning out!!!

by Uncle Joshie August 28, 2013

tight shifts

With reference to drug dealing. A dealer runs tight shifts if he is constantly moving from deal to deal.

Eg. "Yo bro, I can't see yo till the evening, I'm running real tight shifts today."

by Rich Nyuggah December 14, 2013

tight as dick's hat band

When something is very close fitting. Also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.

Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.

"Man, that dress she had on was tight as dick's hat band!"

"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."

by Kani's world April 2, 2017