camel tassel

a decoration for male strippers to hide their ding dongs.

The man was strippin at the bacholette's party in a camel tassel.

by Renee Upstream May 3, 2006

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Money talks, bullshit walks

The well-off aren't accountable for their actions in society. You can get away with murder as long as you grease the right palms.

"Weren't they covered by our insurance policy?"
"Yeah, that doesn't mean we're paying out."
"They're gonna sue the pants off us. It could turn into an ugly class-action."
"No problem. Money talks, bullshit walks. At the end of the day we'll pay less to make it go away in court."

by fkncnt January 20, 2014

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Tass

When someone got both tits and an ass.

tits + ass = tass

Damn, mama got tass. She got both tits and ass.

by bp74961 February 7, 2018

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Tassel-Blocked

The awkward position one finds oneself in when a girlfriend, or wife, agrees to do or wear something thrilling ( like nipple tassels ) but then, in the interim, uses this promise to win impossible arguments etc.

Example :

Joe “ So, did you get to watch the game last nite ? “

Joel “ Nah man, there was some crappy romantic comedy on HBO, and the girlfriend still has me tassel-blocked “

by Jazz D'Gascoyne January 4, 2010

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Talksting

The act of pronouncing or mumbling the words of a text message while typing those words in the form of a text message. Usually accompanied by a lack of consciousness toward the outside world.

Also: Talking while texting.

Steve (mumbling):"I... will...see... you..."

Molly: "Dude, are you talksting again?"

Steve: "later..." (looks up) "What?"

by Fritzbitz June 1, 2010

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