sandy storm

When you're doing a girl on the beach and then right as you finish you pull out, grab a handful of sand, and throw it in her face and run.

Simone was so shocked when I pulled a sandy storm on her.

by Frank Zamora July 14, 2008

Sandy Melvin

When a couple is having sex on the beach, the guy dips the head of his wet dick in the sand, and then fucks the girl or recieves oral.

A.K.A. "The Margarita Glass" when done with salt.

"Dude, why is Paris Hilton walking all bull-legged and junk?"

"Last night in Malibu, that bitch got so drunk she let Ron Jeremy give her the Sandy Melvin."

"That stupid slut!"

by BDReeser August 19, 2007

Sandy Oyster

This is when you are fucking a fat bitch on the beach and you think you are fucking her big fat stinky pussy but you are really fucking a fold of fat that is filled with slimy moldy crap and sand.

Guy: That was a great fuck. I have never felt a pussy like yours. I always wanted to fuck a fat bitch on the beach. Like a beached whale!

Fat Bitch: I did not feel anything, you were fucking my sandy oyster.

by katalveino skelia October 14, 2009

sandy flamer

while having sex with a girl on the beach light her pubic hair on fire and try to put it out using the sand.

Dude i was fuckin the brains out of sara on the beach and gave that bitch a sandy flamer cause shes such a jew. She got 3rd degree burns, it was awesome.

by michael c. m. c. May 9, 2007

scandalous

something that happens that people will talk about.

*lacy and tommy did it in the pool!
*wow that is deffinetly scandalous

by Meli-boo January 11, 2008

handle your scandal

You'd say this when you're letting someone know that they need to keep their boyfriend or girlfriend in check. Their girlfriend/boyfriend is going behind his/her back doing things he/she doesn't know about, and probably wouldn't approve of.

Bitch, your boyfriend totally came and visited me behind your back. You need to handle your scandal!

by muh ris uh November 4, 2007

Sandy hook

The elementary school that got shot up by an autistic fag

friend: do you know about sandy hook?
Me: yep

by girly1975 September 2, 2018