Tiger Woods' seventh, arguably his hottest, mistress. Also a very successful pornstar in the big boobs MILF category.
Person 1: Holy fuck check out that porno with Holly Sampson!
Person 2: Tiger Woods is one luck mofo to tap that.
Person 2: Tiger Woods is one luck mofo to tap that.
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World's most prestigous hoe-down pop-star. Well known for the "oh-shit-they're-playing-the-wrong-song dance." Pop stars are usually notorious for lip-synching, but they don't go on interviews to talk down upon it, and get caught doing it on national TV afterwards.
The younger one is confused about her singing, and the older one is confused about whether chicken of the sea is really chicken or fish.
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Get the Nicole Simpson mug.A nation of super simps that have been put together because of their crimes towards the boys. Being a part of Simp Nation means you have been banished from the boys because of your extreme simping
OMG LOOK (INSERT NAME) FINALLY GOT ACCEPTED INTO SIMP NATION. HES BEEN SIMPING FOR LIKE A YEAR!
I HEARD HE EVEN TALKS TO THE BOYS’ GIRLS!!
I HEARD HE EVEN TALKS TO THE BOYS’ GIRLS!!
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Ex 1: I was playing with Danny, and out of no where he asked if i could leave so an e-girl can join, what an e-simp.
Ex 2: Tim hasn't played with me in days, he has been an e-simp to that e-girl that finally let him play with her.
Ex 3: Lenny has been blowing up our discord with messages to that e-girl that doesn't ever talk he's being an e-simp.
Ex 2: Tim hasn't played with me in days, he has been an e-simp to that e-girl that finally let him play with her.
Ex 3: Lenny has been blowing up our discord with messages to that e-girl that doesn't ever talk he's being an e-simp.
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