Scheme

Perl for drug addicts

"I am going to learn Scheme, man."

"You a crackhead, pothead, or meth-head?"

by Ryon420 August 21, 2008

schemin'

pretending to look hard or super hating

Yo this nigga is schemin', he ain't even that nice

by ryan24 March 31, 2008

Schemmy

(adj)- Used to describe situations that are mucky and/or muddled in their nature. Also a description of a soulless event.

Damn, I can't believe I fell off my unicycle again. What a schemmy way to start my talent show training.

by Sherman1780 November 5, 2010

schemed

When you plot something in such a way where you will most likely be the only one to benefit, and if your scheme fails, no one will suspect that it was you.

"There will be no scheming in this household, it is about time that you've schemed enough."

by Avatar Laura November 8, 2013

scramble the tadpole squadron

Ejaculate

Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"

by G.P. The Guinea Pig May 7, 2016

scramble coke

Scramble Coke is a term used to refer to Crack-Cocaine. Because you have to "scramble" the coke to make it in to crack.

"I'm sellin' scramble coke and smack"

by Yager-bomb December 13, 2016

scheme

liking someone and doing things that will get them to noitce you ore initiate conversation/contact in attempt to sway their attraction towards you

y/n: i totally like him!!!

y/f: then you should scheme!!!!!!!!
y/n: you're so right! i'm gonna snapchat him right now!

by sLangKween December 15, 2016