warrior paint

When one cums and applies it to another's face therefore the cum looks life face paint

1:Wow who's warrior paint is that!?
2:Morgan Fried's it's fresh

by Waubonsieslang May 19, 2014

Painter's Radio

when a guy blows his muck all over the woman's face.

I left your Mom with a face like a painter's radio and the dirty bitch loved it

by seattle brian February 3, 2009

Trading Paint

This is what happens when a car scraps another car, especially at low speed. Paint from each car is rubbed onto the other.

I rear-ended that car and we ended up trading paint.

by Skooma314 September 1, 2009

paint the town brown

The act of defecation.

Also referred to as free james brown, or raise a stink.

Feels good man.

This is also a way to describe what happens when the band 311 goes on tour, due the the extremely shitty nature of their so-called 'music'.

After a massive Tex-Mex dinner at El Cheko's, we slept hard all night. The next morning we funneled a gallon of hot strong coffee, after which it was time to paint the town brown.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 3, 2010

only fax no printer

A longer way of saying facts or fax. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.

A: Beyoncé should have beat Adele at the Grammys.
B: Only fax no printer!

by Justin Galaxy January 8, 2018

trade paint

Collide with another car.

If you get any closer to that car, you two will trade paint.

by Doug Newman July 3, 2007

Ass Paint

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.

Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 23, 2011