Pill Pack

noun - a (usually random) mixture of various "flavors" of a specific type of drug. This is often utilized to speed up the exchange process.

--(telephone conversation shortly before exchange)
--Buyer - "Hey bro, get those tabs ready for me to look at, I still can't decide what prints I'm going to want!"
--Dealer - "Dude, I gotta be at work in fifteen minutes, we don't have time for you to browse! Just tell me how many you want and I'll toss you a pill pack."

by JHarkrider July 19, 2010

Philly Vacation

Lawn chairs on a crowded sidewalk.

A low budget Philly Vacation.

by JoeNJ2 September 4, 2011

Philly Twofer

Having to puke and diarrhea at the same time

Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.

by Jah Real May 13, 2013

Pillbert

When someone catches another person crepuskering.

I walked in on my boyfriend crepuskering the other day when he said he was taking a nap. Pillbert!

by TCS4L September 2, 2013

pillability

The measure of an object's ability to be used as a pillow.

Let's test the pillability of Kevin's shoulder.

by dancergirl777 April 12, 2015

pill muncher

Someone who consumers too many pills (pingers) and as a result becomes exceedingly mongy.

Oi Jordan you pill muncher, stop scoffing pingers or you're gonna land yourself in the medical tent again.

by pill scoffer J man October 28, 2015

Philly cheese rape

Knock someone over and squirt cheese whiz in their ass. 🍆

The Eagles gave Tom Brady a Philly Cheese Rape

by Cornwallis Chunkylog February 10, 2018