netflix and jerk

When you try to Netflix and chill but she jerks away from the D

Cara is such a slut. I had to Netflix and jerk with her.

by Inc3st_g0at August 2, 2016

netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!

I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...

by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018

Netflix Bait

A theatrical film release that, while expected to be entertaining, is not sufficiently interesting enough to entice you to travel to a movie theater. So instead, you wait for the movie to be released on your preferred streaming service (not necessarily Netflix).

In other words, a good movie that's not quite worth the high price of admission (and travel) to a theater. So just stream it instead.

Movie Watcher 1: The new Fast and Furious sequel looks amazing. But I feel like the franchise isn't offering anything new.

Movie Watcher 2: Agreed. Sounds like Netflix Bait. I can wait a few months to watch it.

by stanj85 August 19, 2018

Netflix Nap

Drifting in and out of consciousness while watching random series or movies on Netflix.

We don't have class today so I will be taking a Netflix Nap for the rest of the day.

I took such a hard Netflix Nap my shows started to mix in with my dreams and before I knew it the Doctor was saving the cheerleader and the world again, after we were falling off a cliff tapdancing.

by Zwei 5 April 16, 2014

Netflix and chill

human: shut the fuck up

i said shut up

Netflix and chill

by some kid took my name October 30, 2019

Netflix job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch Netflix on the clock without fear of repercussions.

I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turned out to be a Netflix job.

by Invictus912 October 12, 2018

netflix and chill

when you and your boyfriend/girlfriend wanna come over and fuck but you dont want other people knowing

“hey babe, wanna netflix and chill?”

“sure, but why did u say it like that?”

“my moms here ;)”

by rootbeerwoman June 23, 2020