mastapiece

much greater than a masterpiece

The Mona Lisa is a masterpiece
The Internet is a mastapiece

by HybridPlayz April 18, 2018

Detroit Mustache

When a man takes a steaming dump, and smears it on his woman's upper lip (like a mustache). The man then smashes his pubes into her face, leaving loose hair in the fresh fecal matter.

My girl and I were watching Top Gun the other night and I Detroit Mustached her face like Goose.

by Hunnicut1986 July 26, 2011

Mustarded

Adj.

Progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> retarded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.

His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.

by Attmay Ustardmay September 17, 2006

High School mustache

Adj. 1. The mustache that appears usually on young men when starting to go through puberty. 2. Very thin mustache with thin fine hairs 3. Usually found on pale zit faced nerds, rednecks and Mexicans.

"The guy is 28 and only needs to shave once a month. At best he can get a high school mustache.

by Caz July 16, 2004

dave mustaine

The amazing guitarist (good singer as well) for the thrash metal band Megadeth. Known for being one of the bitchiest people on the planet (holds grugdes against all of Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, the dude from Headbanger's Ball, just about every member of his own band, Suicidal Tendencies, and Rotting Christ to name a few). Also formed the traveling Gigantour, a traveling tour much like Ozzfest, only good.

Dave Mustaine may be a whiny son of a bitch, but he can play really fucking fast, so it's cool.

by sickness13 February 1, 2007

Mustang

N: A term for a military officer who attained his commission by means other than attending military acadedmy, esp. by attending officer candidate school after spending time as an enlisted person. Generally a positive term. The opposite of a ringknocker.

And, yes, it is also a car, and a plane, and everything else listed here. I'm surprised that with the amount of military people using the site, this one wasn't posted already.

You can trust Lieutenant Smith, he's a mustang.

by Trash Can Jack February 13, 2005

mistake

the screwed up things that we do that can't be changed. But we must learn from them cuz we can't undo them .

omg, i made a mistake by not using a condom.

by tiffy. July 4, 2009