Masturbate

What Ceiling Cat watches you do

Ceiling Cat is watching me masturbate!?!?!?!?!?!

by EXghidorah May 3, 2018

masturbate

the act of sticking your finger in your p**sy and moving it around to sexualy please yourself.

sam" Whatd ya do last night?"
Pam" i had to masturbate yself just cause it feels to good"

by masturbategrl August 14, 2008

masturbate

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

by Calvin April 5, 2005

masturbate

its a proven fact that if girls masturbate more then 4 times a week the chances of getting cancer goes down 1/4

wow my chances go down 1/4..im gonna go masturbate

by siemens47 March 1, 2007

masterbathing

The act of bathing thoroughly and for a lenghty period of time.

If you are in the shower for more than 45 minutes, you are masterbathing.

by CaptainOJ June 10, 2007

masturbate

The act which makes people go blind, insane and have hairy palms.

"Damn, I can tell you've been masturbating again." "Huh? who said that?"

by mass-turd-bait March 7, 2003

Masterbatheing

To jerk off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.

"Were you masterbatheing this morning when I came over?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew from."

by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012