The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.
Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles
"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021
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Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, calculated by an enormous supercomputer named Deep Thought over a period of 7.5 million years.
by 8173t492837dhwudnhwkj June 23, 2021
Get the Life mug.(1) A stupid thing that's right in the centre of birth and death. You eat, sleep, pee, poop, love, that's about it.
(2) Something that needs to be discontinued ASAP to avoid causing more harm towards Earth.
(2) Something that needs to be discontinued ASAP to avoid causing more harm towards Earth.
by Enesbelongstograce26 July 9, 2021
Get the Life mug.1. The period when someone was alive and everything they did in it.
2. The world viewed from someone's perspective and their experiences, throughout the period that they were alive.
3. The dimension where the mortals breathe (the upperworld) as opposed to death (the underworld).
4. Events and experiences that happen on a daily basis.
5. Your reason for being on Earth.
6. Living a good quality life-style.
7. Your energy that keeps you alive (life-force).
2. The world viewed from someone's perspective and their experiences, throughout the period that they were alive.
3. The dimension where the mortals breathe (the upperworld) as opposed to death (the underworld).
4. Events and experiences that happen on a daily basis.
5. Your reason for being on Earth.
6. Living a good quality life-style.
7. Your energy that keeps you alive (life-force).
'For a formless being from an empty void who discovered the dimension of life, it would be the most abstract, beautiful and miraculous thing in existence.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 22, 2022
Get the Life mug.A meaningless cycle from birth to death. It used to be meaningful and great for all, but that was just before the existence of humans...
It starts, fresh, new and happy. Then, the freshness turns into an endless painful cycle of gathering useless knowledge that would not help anyone at all, before manifesting itself in its fullness - - Work. Pain. Scoldings. The fear of losing your job. The fear for yourself, and your lost world...
Life then changes as you retire. You finally get some rest, but is broken beyond repair. You look down, back, at your life path. Is it worth it? The suffering?
And then, life ends.
Life then changes as you retire. You finally get some rest, but is broken beyond repair. You look down, back, at your life path. Is it worth it? The suffering?
And then, life ends.
by Hydra-3 November 3, 2022
Get the Life mug.I could have saved one tonight but no one will fucking listen to me. Who's fault I'd that!? Yours you piece of shit.
Hym "What does it take to save a life? You don't fucking know. Because you don't understand heroism. You are what I thought you were."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2022
Get the A life mug.The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.
Source: Google Assistant.
Source: Google Assistant.
Me: What is the meaning of life?
Google Assistant: Life. n. The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.
Google Assistant: Life. n. The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.
by Shugunou January 4, 2022
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