Freudian Slide

A Freudian slip that lasts far too long to simply be a slip of the tongue.

Example #1:

Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.

Example #2:

Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.

by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013

fraudulink

A link on a web page that leads to an advertiser instead of what it says it leads to. These are obscenely common on TGP sites, often linking the user not to more pictures similar to the thumbnail, like you'd expect, but instead, to another TGP or paysite.

I tired to click on the thumbnail of an amazing hottie, but it was just another damned fraudulink.

by Zak Zennii March 31, 2007

fraudministration

Particularly corrupt, incompetent administration of a once-credible government, corporation, or other organization. Especially those which talk a good game, and predictably play the exact opposite, often also arriving in power by illegitimate means. No good should have come of a fraudministration, except by accident.

It should be clear that those in the fraudministration lack any relevant skills, instead being cronies or ideological partners skilled only in fraud, lying, distorting truth, theft, cover-ups, nepotism, and inappropriately benefitting from ill-advised favors.

Enron and the Bush fraudministration epitomize the concept.

Also use fraudministrators.

Did you see the latest scam from the Bush fraudministration?

Enron's senior-level fraudministration sought to completely milk their core business, leaving market-manipulation and "creative accounting" as their sole source of income.

Recently installed top Kansas school fraudministrators began indoctrinating innocent school-children with ridiculous Creationist "science" while publically supporting evolutionary theory.

by froog January 7, 2008

fraud child

A fraud child is a child whos mother receives child support from a man that did not father the child. This happens when a woman names a man as the childs father when the mother knows or suspects that the man she has named is not the biological father in order to receive financial support.

The judge determined he must continue to pay child support on the fraud child until the fraud child turns 18.

by Kmccuistion December 12, 2016

Fred Phelp'd

Originally coined in Dan Cummins' Timesuck episode 82 'The Westboro Baptist Lunatics' which refers to a person engaging in several acts of sodomy in the form of five individual penises preforming anal penetration in unison while another ten are likewise inserted into a recipients mouth to preform fellatio.

Man, you've gotta stop getting 'Fred Phelp'd' every weekend! - Dan Cummins

by 0-L-0 ~ What's this? May 24, 2018

Fred Crow

Unusually dense individual that believes he is better than everyone else. Often has some sort of mental conditon

Jim: hey have you seen that guy that thinks hes better than everyone?
Dave: yea he's not had a job in 12 years and his girlfriend left him for being a lying egotistical creep
Jim: He's such a Fred Crow

by Dave+Jim July 20, 2018

Fraud Nixon

A Fraud Nixon is someone who rarely tells the truth, fabricates stories and lies about their life.

That isn't his truck! He's a Fraud Nixon!

by D.DaMob July 31, 2018