fellatioship

A relationship solely based around the idea and act of fellatio.

Dan's friend: "Dude, are you still getting action from your girlfriend?"

Dan: "We aren't going out anymore, but we're definitely still involved in what you could call...a fellatioship!"

Dan's friend: "Totally righteous dude!"

by Poopchuter January 18, 2008

fakelationship

It's a "friendship" where you text, email, talk on the phone, and hang out pretty much constantly. In some fakelationships, you hook up while maintaining that you're "just friends." In others, it feels purely platonic, though the level of emotional dependence is way stronger than a typical friendship.

Joy: It's been 7 months, Jack and Jane have been dating yet never updated their single hood status on FB?

Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!

by Rodie April 8, 2010

insta-relationship

When two people skip dating and enter a semi-serious relationship after a single date or encounter.

I hooked up with Patrick last night, and now we're in an insta-relationship.

by trishphish January 5, 2009

ST Relationship

Trying to date a male / female but he or she keeps canceling plans

Guy1. Yo this girl text's me all day i really like her but every time i make plans she cancels them.

Guy2. Man your in a ST relationship

Guy1. What's that mean?

Guy2. A Stop Trying Relationship

by joshyboy_199 April 6, 2009

National Guard relationship

A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.

"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"

by Copacetic October 1, 2012

one-way-relationships

When someone puts everything they can into their feelings and tries to make something work, and their partner displays no intrest

Hey honey, I love you so much, you fancy a cuddle?
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships

by lolcatinhat September 15, 2013

Relationship goals

A cute couple that isn't always making out but cares for each other and pays attention to their partner

You guys are relationship goals

by Keekee339 July 21, 2016