Crumpler

A sexual act that simulates 'crumpling' your girl. It it performed by putting the female's legs over the male's shoulders then inserting the penis into any orfice. Next the male 'walks' up onto his toes so that the only body parts touching the bed or floor are his toes and the back of her head. If performed right it should resemble an act of rape.

I met this nice political activist bitch last night and didn't agree with her views so when we got back to my place I put her in the crumpler.

by Shrub Master C October 3, 2008

Crumpet

Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.

Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.

by FannyMay August 29, 2009

crumpet

the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.

man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!

by xcczxczxc March 1, 2009

Tea and crumpets

Code word for having sex while you are on the phone and your mom is in the room.

Larry and I had tea and crumpets last night in an ally way

by Jessica S. March 27, 2003

Crump

Noun. A boss ass bitch

Verb. The act of crumping. In good context it can be anything beneficial done by the Crump squad to a recipient individual. In negative context, can be anything negative or just some dumb shit done by the Crump squad.

Noun: That must be Ms. Crump. Look at how cool she is. I wanna be just like her when I grow up.

Verb: "Hold my shit. I'm gonna Crump'er"

Y'all let's get ready to do some Crumping tonight!!!!

by 1010203breezy November 28, 2017

The Return Of The Incredible Hardcore Crumpet Masters Of Doom

A.K.A. The Best Damn Band In Chippenham College. Known for such classics as "Walnut" and "Yum, Yum, Someone else's food"

"Hey, have you heard of The Return Of The Incredible Hardcore Crumpet Masters Of Doom?"
"No..."

by James 'Natty' Lloyd October 21, 2003

Crumps

A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.

Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!

by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008