Chippenham 

A town in Wiltshire. From the estates of Pewsham in the east, the red light district up Station Hill and Cepen Park in the west, the place is full of old people and chavs but still generally nice place to live.

I live in Chippenham!

Chippenham by RoryCox94 March 23, 2011

Chippenham 

Chippenham is a market town in Wiltshire, England

My holiday was canceled and we ended up having to go to Chippenham.

Chippenham by Lord Bobalot March 22, 2011

Chippenham 

The high street is the most popular area and you'll find many specimens here! You want morbid childhood obesity? No problem! Looking for a mum of 5 in her mid 30s whose only form of discipline is a backhand? We've got you sorted! It used to be somewhat respectable, but has declined after woolworths closed in 2009. Since then its become the most degenerate area in England, with every kind of sin and/or debauchery just a few steps away! Nearby Monkton Park holds the record for the most stabbings anywhere on earth and that new car park nobody asked for is a better crack house than actual car park.

The secondary schools are the next most notorious areas! If you're looking at the prison that is Abbeyfield or the loosely respectable Hardenhuish/Sheldon Freaky Friday situation, you're sure to see something obscene or horrifying!
Pretty much everything outside the town centre and industrial estates are houses, but there is a definite divide. If you want to live long enough to leave Chippenham, its best you avoid places like sheldon road and redlands, and by absolutely no means should you visit hill rise after dark! Who knows where your body will be found!

In short, come armed and if you're considering visiting, just remember the most exciting place in town is the big b&m

"I would rather be dissected alive and have my body used like the US Government used poor communities in the 60s than stay here" - a lifelong resident of Chippenham

Chippenham by Reggiedownthestreet July 30, 2021

Chippenham 

A shit hole.

Chippenham is a shit hole.

Chippenham by ChippenhamDweller June 10, 2012

Chippendales 

The strip club just for women (and gay men).

After high school graduation, Jimmy hopes to get a full time job at Chippendales

Chippendales by EVERYBODY'S WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND! December 3, 2004

Stairface Chippendale

A "Stairface Chippendale" is the term used to describe someone who thinks he is without fault in any situation and that the world owes him an apology because his own life is worthless.

"Stairface" may refer to either:

A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or

B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.

Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.

"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.

After the accident, he turned into a total Stairface Chippendale." "Really? I haven't talked to him to know..." "Oh yeah. He wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. Further, he uses the bad circumstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage." "Wow, that's rough dude." "Yeah it is, but that Stairface Chippendale can go fuck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated." "I see your point. What a doucher.

Stairface Chippendale by kult December 14, 2010

chippendales 

Male Strippers that entertain orstrip in Las Vegas and Reno

Man, when I go to Las Vegas, I'm gonna see the Chippendales live.

chippendales by Adriana June 25, 2005