Chimp

Describing a repulsive smelly creature, born of the human species, but acting as though he were a primate. Nappy dark hair, gross teeth, small red haired mating parter. Often attempts to read books, posters, and magazines, always failing. Communicates by making a series of noises like, "ooo ahhh ehhh ahhh ooo". Smells like an asshole.

hey chimp!!!! ooo oo ahh ahh!!!! go eat a banana you retard.

by Stephanie and Andrew May 6, 2008

chimpy

lovable ammalgamative product of nature

"what a chimpy kinda guy"

by habib March 31, 2004

clamp

A vagina so tight, you might as well fuck her ear.

I was making sweet love to Jen's clamp last night, long story short-my penis suffocated.

by Dong gobbler June 3, 2005

chimpie

Darwinian term of derision; probably referring to mankind's evolution from the ape. chimpanzee

Chimpie has a bad attitude today.

by Lindsey Matthews November 10, 2003

Chimp

n. Brutal output of constipated feces
v. chimp; chimping; chimpped
shit, poop, crap, poo, feces

My cat finally fucking CHIMPPED last night!

by gothfungus January 10, 2012

Chimphony

A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.

Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.

by backotruck September 26, 2013

clamp your ham

Play on words for "clap your hands". It's a popular visual pun meme on the internet.

If you're happy and you know it clamp your ham

by pseudonym1812 August 25, 2017