Barney

A fat lazy mutt who bit me for no reason.

Barney bit my leg... Ow!

by Nathan Thexton (aka Lil Wonk) May 8, 2020

barber eye

Barber eye is when you are cutting hair, specifically shorter ones, and you see every little detail possible in the haircut.

Before i went to barbering school I didn't have that barber eye to see the details.

by Ybieca January 20, 2021

Barber’s Boy

or just Barber’s for short. Someone who is very stupid or bad at doing/playing a certain thing.

Wow those guys were Barber’s Boys, they missed every shot and I still turned on them.

by SlimGrim602 March 29, 2021

Barney the belt

Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.

“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP

by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021

Barber foot gyal

A woman who is bitter, miserable or jealous of another woman because shes with a man she desires or wants.

This can also refer to a woman who has had sex with a man and wanted a relationship afterwards but he doesn't feel the same way and he meets another woman who he makes his girlfriend.

It's not my fault he chose to wife me instead of her. She needs to stop being a barber foot gyal and move on.

by Arron j smith August 29, 2021

Barney Chicken Soup!

Everyone shouts this when two people are about to fight! First heard in Gateshead schools in the North East in the 90s

Look Tom and Jerry are about to fight! Everyone crowds around shouting “Barney Chicken Soup!” Repeating until the first punch is made.

by Rochaz78 October 7, 2021

Grecian Barnet

I head of hair which has blatantly been re-coloured using any form of off-the-shelf hair colourant, specifically designed for men of a certain age.

I see that Phillip Schofield has given up on the Grecian Barnet;

by Paul Gardiner March 31, 2008