A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.
Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Not a battle but a minor skirmish between the forces of the then High Sheriff Lord Pembroke, the Legonium Veritas and the rebel army led by Terry of Tonmawr in which no shots were fired, no sabres were drawn, not a single drop of blood was shed and not a single life was lost.
The action : On the morning of Monday 1st March 1799 one Cavalry troop of the High Sheriff's bodyguard were confronted by 117 rebels fleeing punishment for their actions in the Tonmawr rebellion.
In short, the Battle of Neath was nothing more than the forces of good staring at the forces of evil for exactly 13 minutes and 34 seconds before God wreacked havoc on the rebel forces sending them running to the privy!
Not a battle but a minor skirmish between the forces of the then High Sheriff Lord Pembroke, the Legonium Veritas and the rebel army led by Terry of Tonmawr in which no shots were fired, no sabres were drawn, not a single drop of blood was shed and not a single life was lost.
The action : On the morning of Monday 1st March 1799 one Cavalry troop of the High Sheriff's bodyguard were confronted by 117 rebels fleeing punishment for their actions in the Tonmawr rebellion.
In short, the Battle of Neath was nothing more than the forces of good staring at the forces of evil for exactly 13 minutes and 34 seconds before God wreacked havoc on the rebel forces sending them running to the privy!
by emperor davies of the kingdom of wales February 7, 2005
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A SpongeBob game released in 2003 on the Xbox, Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube. It's a 3D platformer collectathon where you play as Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy.
Over the years it has developed a cult following and now a full-fledged speedrunning community. Now we look forward to the remake, Rehydrated.
Over the years it has developed a cult following and now a full-fledged speedrunning community. Now we look forward to the remake, Rehydrated.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
Get the Battle for Bikini Bottom mug.A battle where the two combatants place their hands above the head in an attempt to emulate the shark's top fin. The combatants then proceed to headbutt and bite each other while making shark sounds.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
Get the shark battle mug.To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.
Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.
by AFake July 26, 2010
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Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'
Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'
Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'
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