Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.

I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.

by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023

Autismed

Sillier word for Autism.

"We are autismed"

by Jonah_ July 24, 2023

Schrödinger's Autism

The mental super-position you're in when you're not sure if you're autistic or not.

Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.

Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism

by Ant On A Dog August 1, 2023

autism

maven on twitch

bro maven in twitch is so mentally ill he’s the definition of autism

by TheRizzler72 August 6, 2023

calder autism

calder autism is adhd mixed with high-functioning autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism

Example 1:

him: aher hehaeh fuck shit
us: that guy has calder autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism

by Ya Nan is Hot August 6, 2023

Autisming

The act of having autism

can't talk rn i'm autisming

by whoopiewilde August 16, 2023

Third Gear Autism

When you come up with an idea and get fixated on it immediately.

"Dude I just hit third gear autism."

by sodawoda August 20, 2023