had the dick

something that's broken beyond repair.

"sorry mate, after that crash, your car's had the dick"

by cracky March 1, 2003

short-dick

To intimidate. To frighten. To scare someone so badly, their dick retreats into itself.

"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"

by D. Gould October 18, 2008

what the dick

used in place of what the fuck

what the dick!! where the dick did he come from

by lazymuhaha July 29, 2003

Dick Cheney

(Noun) An individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for conservative ass-maggots. Rumored to be Rush Limbaugh's secret gay lover. Currently using President George W. Bush as an ass puppet.

Dick Cheney's physical appearence resembles a freshly circumsized penis.

by Blenderhead April 9, 2006

thats dick

a term referring to something ignorant or soemthign that sucks

Dude, he fucked Krista....thats dick!

by nottadoper December 2, 2004

Dick Knob

How to dick nob someone.

Step 1: Wait until nighttime. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.

Step 2: Insert dick into hole. use a step ladder if necessary

Step 3: Knock.

Step 4: Wait.

-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick
-I even had an erection at the time

by Toxic_S August 22, 2010

Dick Sex

When a man has sex with another mans through his penis. Usually one member has a smaller penis and is the giver, where as the reciever has a larger penis to accomadate for the otherwise uncomfortable insertion.

"so dave, our relationship is very strong now and i wanna try something new..."
"No we are not having dick sex Tom"
or
"I fancy dick sex...get the tape measure John, lets see who's taking one for the team"

by lucusholmus December 1, 2006