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How to dick nob someone.

Step 1: Wait until nighttime. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.

Step 2: Insert dick into hole. use a step ladder if necessary

Step 3: Knock.

Step 4: Wait.
-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick
-I even had an erection at the time
by Toxic_S August 22, 2010
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