Blazin' Saddle

A burning sensation, residual effects often lasting 3-5 minutes, caused by the properties of a shit being either gargantuan in size, spicy in content or both. The consequential result displaying characteristics reminiscent of early American cowboys' bow legged walking style due to long periods of horseback riding.

"I'd help you move the couch if it wasn't for that Blazin' Saddle..."

"Heroin overdose, black market kidney removal and Blazin' Saddle are the only reasons to take a cold bath."

by Lane Train January 29, 2009

Saddle

A large sized waffle, usually made of maize, that resembles a saddle.

Hey honey! Why don't you whip me up some saddles! Getting drunk and beating you and the kids makes me hungry!

Wow! Those were some tasty saddles Jim Bob! I'm so glad you married my sister! And a good thing she had a sister that I could marry too!

Who made these saddles? They taste like shit! Now them Belgium boys, they know how to make a good waffle! Hung like horses too!

by HandDownMyPants October 13, 2011

scuddler

To be crafty or sneaky. Usually associated with sexual sneakiness.

Annie is a scuddler with boys.

by Sara is No Scuddler June 6, 2005

Saddlebrook Hoe

A tennis playing girl who desires to be gangbanged constantly as if ridden by a horse.

Uhhh Caroline T needs to be cockslapped cause she is a saddlebrook hoe.

by The Dark Knight's brother February 24, 2009

saddle city

A place where there are saddlers aplenty....fanny heaven.

Was there many birds in that kip last night? Saddle City !

by bb July 18, 2003

sudden CPU arrest

Noun

1. The unexpected and precipitous seizure of the processor, which is responsible for executing instructions through other parts of the computer's integrated circuits.

Abbreviation: SCA

My laptop died of sudden CPU arrest.

by word.doc June 28, 2009

Saddle Faggot

1. A Gay Cowboy

Andy: "hey bob, i just saw 1 cowboy blowing this other cowboy off behind a tree."

Bob: "Must be saddle faggots."

by Anonymousman0 June 1, 2011