shnitzelfuck

A secret word between Rachel and Zach (the hot girl and the sex god), this word means muffinfuck

Holy muffinsex, that'z a shnitzelfuck

by HolySexMuffinz June 28, 2011

Sanitary Sack

to dip your balls in germ-x

After fucking that slut I used the sanitary sack method.

by Wonderballz November 8, 2013

Sinattra

The act of using a blow dryer to dry the scrotum, typically used to prevent jock itch

My concierge service offers everything, from dry cleaning, to barber and they even offer sinattras!

by Bizukia June 23, 2014

Shnitted

When someone sneeze's and accidentally shits their pants.

Michael: Dude, Hilary Shnitted on my lap!

Dude: Bro! Same shit , different ass..

by Alex.Is.Nicki January 22, 2015

Shnitted

The feeling of you being trash and tired but not the tired of 'I didn't sleep well last night' the tired " I am done with fucking everything I need a fucking vacation in Jamaica or something" tired.

Common Asshole- What is up with you today dude you are so blah looking.
Normal human being- I am shnitted today. Now leave me be.
Common Asshole- shits his pants.

by casterfields August 15, 2016

Shnit

The combination of a sneeze and a classic trouser soiling. This phenomenon occurs, usually when ill, when you sneeze so hard you get paid a visit by a liquified shit.

Tom: Why were you late for class this morning?
Joe: I shnit myself, so I had to hop back in the shower.

by slimmyflimmyjimmy September 19, 2016

Sanitit

freshly cleaned tiddies

"Hey man, those things coulda been with thousands of dudes." "Nah they're sanitits"

by SuckMyWalugi August 22, 2017