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Paper Zombie

The state of being that you find yourself in during and after writing a major paper for school. Your only thoughts and desires revolve around finishing said paper and procuring food.

Other characteristics include minor loss of motor coordination, incoherent speech, and looking like death warmed up.

A paper zombie state can only be stopped by turning in the paper.
"Man, that history paper totally turned me into paper zombie last night, I could hardly make it in class to turn it in."

"If I'm going to get this lab report done in time, I'm going to have to turn into a paper zombie."
by MR.MCA December 8, 2009
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toilet paper eggs

the curled up bits of toilet paper left in your bum hairs after you wipe too hard with cheap toilet paper after a shit
Ah man, that bog roll has left me with toilet paper eggs in my ass nest..

Bev was not impressed by his dads new tattoo, so he dropped his duds to give his dad a brown eye and his dad said "damn boy, you got toilet paper eggs hatching in your anus"
by Katey Kate Kat Ka K March 10, 2014
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makin' dat paper

To earn money at an accelarated rate.
Me and my boys be on the corner, hustlin' to be makin' dat paper
by Brotha52 September 4, 2005
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Paper

A shockproof, foldable, writable computer screen-like devise that doesn't need electricity.
Windows crashed again, I'll write it on some paper and mail it to you, with a stamp on the envelope.
by Milanifan May 9, 2010
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paper town

a pseudovision which is a subdivision that was plotted but never built or finished and has been abandoned.
by UptownFangirl October 11, 2014
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PaperBatVG

A YouTube let's player who plays games such as Minecraft and Terraria. He was one of the initial Terraria beta testers. He often defines his audience as "champs and champettes".
PaperBatVG is my favorite let's player.
by Felloffalot November 16, 2011
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paper cup

A girl/guy who you hook up with a couple times and then move on. You get the term "paper cup" because you use paper cups once or twice then throw them away.
Girl- "Yeah, we hooked up at the party but I haven't heard from him since."
Friend- "You're his paper cup."
by tropicalkissesxox February 15, 2010
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