Bread loaf

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf

“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

golden loaf

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.

When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

christmas loaf

The product of you shitting your pants.

I got drunk after a good meal, so i made some Christmas Loaf. In my pants

by Gabriel84 April 18, 2015

Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.

Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!

by flowergrazer September 16, 2016

Park a loaf

To take a shit

Greg "where the Fuck is Jim" Dan "he's just went to park a loaf"

by Thehgk September 6, 2013

Gripper Loaf

The heel end of the foot or gripper in gen z slang

Get your gripper loafs off me and put your shoes on!

by NuggetTickler January 30, 2023

Ditch Loaf

An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).

Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!

by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020