Face like a kicked-in shit can

A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about

eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can

by I am Chuck Norris June 4, 2007

Smells like teen spirit poser

One who pretends to be a Nirvana fan, but the only reason they liked the band was through Smells Like Teen Spirit. Some of these people would be Miley Cyrus, Paul the Llama, and the skunk living under my house.

Person 1: "Do you like Nirvana?"

Person 2: "Yes, I love Nirvana!"

Person 1: "What song do you think is the best? TELL ME QUICK!"

Person 2: "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!"

Person 1: "...I hate you. Damn smells like teen spirit poser!"

by abcdcbab April 13, 2012

squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

number 2

by BoeJundy November 2, 2013

draws like a pencil

It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny

Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil

by ReeferEnthusiast April 5, 2015

Seemed like a good idea at the time

a valid excuse for a really bad mistake, can only be used once

Wife: I cant believe you had sex with those two strippers, then you had the nerve to bring them to the house and make them breakfast.

Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was

Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.

Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.

by Dave Lickersnach April 8, 2015

bitch like behavior

acting like a bitch, in other words exhibiting or displaying mean behavior

which explains the term bitch-like-behavior

she told me to throw myself of the bridge, wow she really does exhibit bitch like behavior

by the Urbandictionary expert January 2, 2016

Lit like Bic

When someone is Lit like Bic, they are lighting up the party atmosphere, much like how a Bic lighter lights up a blunt. Those who are Lit like Bic feel amazing and are often in a state of extreme intoxication.

The phrase "Lit like Bic" was first introduced by Rae Sremmurd in their song "Lit like Bic" released January 6, 2015. Rae Sremmurd commented on the song ,"Everything just be fun that we do. Everything just be fire. Having fun is lit. Lit like Bic, everything flames. "

Students at enloe enjoy getting Lit like Bic

Parin: did you go to that party last night?
Sunny: yes that shit was crazy and i was lit like Bic

by theNBmaster October 8, 2016