turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.

I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.

by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022

Tall Geezer

A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)

Tall Geezer: I'm 6'4
Girl: I only date guys who are 5'4
Tall Geezer: Fuck

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

The Geezer Bandit

TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha

The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…

by Pushmataha January 29, 2023

Brexit Geezer

Fat, bald, plug-ugly British geezer, most definitely watches Football and loves a good pint with the lads more than anything else.

That fat tosser Arthur is a Brexit Geezer innit

by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023

Actual geezer

1: Someone who you have mad respect/love for.

2: Someone old and out of touch.

"You're an actual geezer, mate."

by HappyCrocodile24 October 6, 2023

Max Gelfer

Max gelfer means that you are a goofy little gut that says Ohio to much and is attracted to males. He enjoys playing fort nite without his best friends

stop being such a max gelfer
(Stop being goofy)

by playfulpilly November 23, 2023

Soolly geeber

1. A changeup of the term silly goober

2. Tinny

Tinny is a soolly geeber

by Monfane February 11, 2024