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to "diddle" is to form a gun with your gun, using your middle finger and pointer finger and being able to easily acces a hole, ususaly the vah j j, and or anus.one is diddled is a diddlee, and one who diddles is the diddler.one pleasure the opposion buy twisting the wrist and moving the pointer and middle finger back and forth in a quick motion. the oppostion becomes easily excited and arroused and begins to moan like a man fuckin a seegal. the hole beings to get bigger as proceeded. there are other types of diddle such as the "deep freeze"- ice is applied to diddle standard form, and instant peasure begins, or the trifecta diddle- using three fingers and insterting into hole and then with great intensity and anger exploding out like a trident.- all made by the great owners lord of the diddle, and co-founder diddletron
a quiet room is set with candles and a rich rape scent. the diddler chooses his choice of weapon, he proceedes with the standard form. the diddlee is in stand formation also known as the spread eagle. the diddler strikes the diddlee, leaving no mercy and a gapeing asshole...
by lord of the diddle April 5, 2009
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The sexual act of stabbing one or more partners, thus creating more than one hole (thus disproving the fourth hole theory). When finished, the partners proceed to shit in the stab wounds. Usually a once in a life time experience.
Bob went to that diddle orgy last week, I miss him
by sirsolodolo October 31, 2011
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when one elder offers candy to a younger person for a sexual favor.
by Boomer Hughes February 5, 2005
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Before showering for work, Jack decided a good diddle was first in order.
by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003
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Jenna stroked my diddle
by jazzman November 6, 2003
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A sex offender often m in his late 40s early 50s with a moustache.
See Leonard he's a diddler.
by LETTTTTERZMZ July 10, 2018
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Jack the jobber is a diddler
by Staggy04 August 26, 2018
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