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blessed

blessed (noun)
a fat white man, who larps as a mexican and loves big titty asian women
by peegeeare May 4, 2025
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blesstie

coined by sky @goodnightloveyouu and further propagated by natasha @natashajadeacosta

a portmanteau of “bless” and “bestie”
so blessed to have my besties, my blessties <333
by blesstie October 4, 2025
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blessed weight loss

The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.
Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Blessing

toughest black man alive ( and hes a blessing )
yooo blessing is soo tough
by gooeyslimer November 9, 2025
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blacklight blessing

A blessing amidst a tragedy. One that you have to look to find, it isn't obvious or immediate.
My mom was in a car accident, it was horrible, but since she was at the hospital the blacklight blessing was that they found her cancer early and could cure it.
by slushiesybil74 November 17, 2009
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polish blessing

a fighting move. done by grabbing the opponent by the shoulders, looking them in the eye, and bending them over to knee them in the crotch/abdomen.
Man, did you see Mirek last night? He seriously gave that prick Vadim a polish blessing!
by octomil February 16, 2017
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the blessing

When you're about to cum on a girls face and you flick cock in the same manner a priest would flick Holy water on you.
I just sanctified my girl and gave that bitch The Blessing
by Venom Junkie April 2, 2017
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