telepalmpter

Use of the palm of one's hand for speeches and interviews, rather than relying on a (gasp!) teleprompter.

Sarah Palin used her telepalmpter so as not to be likened to President Obama using a teleprompter for speeches that are actually coherent and not word salad.

by telepalmpter February 13, 2010

telefart

The act of farting from one end of a room with the odor moving across the room.

Guy1: Hey! That stinks! Did you just fart!?!
Guy2: (across the room) Oh yeah!
Guy1: Ohh man!!! You just telefarted!!!
Guy2: Telefarting is what I do best!

by Cart0n_Barn13 July 22, 2010

Teleportakinesis

The act of creating a portal and using your mind to pick up and move an object or being through that portal for the purpose of circumventing space and time as we know it. Those gifted with the skill use it to greatly reduce travel and/or transport time as well as the effort that would normally be required.

If I hadn't been able to use my ninja teleportakinesis skill to move my furniture to the new lair I'd have been stuck paying for a Uhaul and having to move it by hand. Ninjas don't play that shit.

by Carlos I. Estevez March 29, 2011

Teleblumpkin

The act of calling one's closest friend while receiving a blumpkin.

After calling my friend while receiving a blumpkin, the situation rose to be a teleblumpkin.

by Professor Blumpkin July 25, 2011

telesign

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.

3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.

Similar to telesigned in.

“Dude, I only use dating sites that have people telesign in because it really weeds out the freaks.”

by TeleSigner January 7, 2012

telele

fainting spell

The old lady had a telele at the bingo hall last night

by rt26sat February 9, 2014

tele-selfie

Taking a selfie pic with a friend, or famous person, except the other person isn't there but only on the television in the background.

Mitchell took a tele-selfie with Rafael Nadal. Too bad Nadal was only on the television in the background.

A big deal among Illinois College grads.

by speedster February 21, 2014