Blumpkin, The

Involves having a bitch suck you off while you're on the shitter.

Bob had diarheaa problems, but the blumpkin made him feel much better while he was at the shitter.

by CrAzYgIdEoN May 20, 2003

Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.

Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.

by Ben Yaass Dover August 5, 2018

blumpkinitis

facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins

It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.

by Bendover2x2 October 8, 2008

Blumpkinator

The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.

Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.

by Dick Paul June 25, 2011

Blumpkin

When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob

She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.

by EthanJettsucksdick December 1, 2015

Blumpkining

The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )

" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)

by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010

a blumpkin

To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap

"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"

by mbd8907 August 24, 2006