Spadger

An abbreviation of Spastic Badger, an insult used to describe someone who is being a twat.

Can be shortened to Spadge

'I can't believe you lit your joint back to front you total Spadger'

'Why would you vote for brexit you fucking spadge?'

by theironic0 June 6, 2018

red spade

1. The mark made by an erect penis when it strikes the skin, esp. of the face.
2. The act of creating such a mark.

"Come on, slap me with that cock," she said, "give me the ol' red spade!"

by cesiophile January 21, 2015

Spades

Space aids

Shit man when I was vacationing on Risa 7 I met this Kardashian and she gave me spades.

by jesus.son March 18, 2011

spade

(noun) a term used to describe the very soul figures of hip and jazz; someone of african american descent.

Hey man! lets go hike strip and find a spade to invite to dinner.

by cool kristi June 11, 2006

spadaro

A name of a person who is a dick in every situation. They must dominate the conversation, and make fun of someone in their line of site. If they are the target, they turn it around on someone else.

example #1
person 1: "john's been such a spadaro recently."

person 2: "Yeah i know, he's such a dick, let's kill him."

example #2
person 1: " So (person 3), how does it feel knowing no likes you."

person 2: "Yeah (person 3), I saw you yesterday by yourself. Fag"

person 3(the spadaro): "Well i wouldn't be talking (person 1) I know for a fact that you got aids for banging that whore last year! C'mon (person 2) let's go take a piss on (person 1's) dreams and aspirations. I'll have to find them first bitch."

by Alex Shanks May 26, 2007

Spalding

5'6" leggy blonde girl with blue/green eyes, and parents who are enthusiastic about basketball. Has a generally good and slightly perverted sense of humor. At first comes off as a far off, ditzy, space cadet, but is really a deep and emotional person. Plays volleyball and basketball, and makes all the boys drool ;)

"Whoah, dude have you seen the new girl? She's totally Spalding material!"

"Yeah, she's hot, I had a dream about her last night... "

by wouldilietoyou?? October 4, 2011

skaldy

Dublin slang for bald. Also, ugly because it's too big or too plain.

I'd buy that coat except for the big skaldy buttons.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007