Social Retard

1) One who is slow at the social scene. 2) One who is blamed for not attending manysocial events. 3) A person who choses not to be social.

Dude, if your aren't going to the football game, then you're a social retard!

by tripleplay1882 October 1, 2010

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retardacity

A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior.

Using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the retardacity limit in a given room.

"This room has reached its retardacity limit. If it gets any more retarded something will probably catch on fire."

by HugoBoom May 16, 2006

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Retainer Banger

1) Someone who gives a blowjob while still having his or her retainer in.
2) A preteen who engages in early sex because preteens are notorious for having braces.

Jeff is such a Retainer Banger I got a blowjob with plastic.

Mike is such a Retainer Banger his is only 15!

by Cody Jz October 14, 2008

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tech-retard

a person who has no ability to apply technology into their daily life, usually pretending their gadgets are not working or they prefer things done other way to conceal their retardants!

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i explained to her like a million times that i will Bluetooth the files to her cellphone and she can transfer them to her laptop later to read them, but after all this she made me do the whole thing FOR her!

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Jack and I have a paper due next week but he said he cannot attach the files to an email because his connection was too slow, but we all know he's just a tech-retard!

by F_j September 26, 2011

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