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Read the Zoom

When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate
by Bangus Khan October 17, 2020
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Renad

Renad. She has dark brown eyes with tan skin. She is the most purest person you will ever meet. She cares genuinely about everyone but never ever back stab her or she will turn back in a way you wil for sure REGRET.

Everyone needs a Renad in their life!!!
Is that Renad? God she's so pretty!
by Farrss November 24, 2021
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news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".
The news reader is lying as usual.
by b. schauerte December 30, 2006
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Active Reading

Extensively highlighting and writing all over a packet or book. Typically mandated by high school teachers. Commonly used as torture by teachers at the Cleveland High School CORE program in order to ensure the diminished social lives of their students. Never checked by teachers but required. Easy to copy from another student. BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS!
Student A: Hey man did you do your active reading?

Student B: No man, fuck that shit. i dont want to highlight anymore!

Teacher: Ok students now im collecting your active reading. Pass it up

Student B: DAMN IT!

Student A: Quick just highlight Anything

2 weeks later. student recieves paper back

Student B's paper: 10/10
by irritated and distracted April 7, 2010
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candy read

a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.
by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010
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close reading

Reading a book or poem so carefully (while constantly referencing the OED), that you suddenly discover something "new and special" about one word in the poem. This word then magically allows you to write three paragraphs about its "new and special meaning." All the while during this "close reading," you will be contemplating suicide as your face, body, and mental thought process will hurt with the agony of forced close analysis.
Bob: I've got a twenty seven page paper due tomorrow on a four line poem.

Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.
by Close Reader English Major November 30, 2010
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Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.
James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!
by Dali103071 May 3, 2013
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