Facebook Poke

Verb-(1)A gesture available on Facebook often used in a playful or flirtatious manner.

Verb-(2)The online equivalent of an awkward silence.

I wish Tom would stop poking me."-"He's poking you? That's really weird.."-"It's only a Facebook Poke."-"Ohhh....

by ***FlubberisFTW*** September 26, 2010

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

poke

to touch with finger or other object briefly and then pull away (verb)

Playing pass-the-poke involves poking people in circles.
Gangpoking involves many people poking one person.

by Edward June 17, 2003

poke

1. cigarette
2. to have sex
3. to finger a girl( both vaginal and anal)
4. a small baggy (more likely than not containing weed)
5. to stab

1. Hey bro, gotta poke.
2. Hey baby, ever poked a fat guy in an over coat.
3. Dude! i poked that girl last night that shits looser than a bucket of water.
4. Five dollars for a poke of herb.
5. Imma poke that nigga

by BIG Bluntman September 12, 2008

poked

Stuffed, rooted, broken, irrepairable, busted, fucked,

'Had a double dipped square last night - Fuck im poked'.

by Rigs April 27, 2003

Poke It

A polite way of saying Fuck off.

"Are you coming to the cinema?"
"Nah, Poke it."

by Steve Clatworthy February 25, 2005

soak and poke

you spit on the cock for lubrication and stick it in your snatch

i don't have any K Y jelly.

don't worry i'll just soak and poke

by Pervartistry rocks May 13, 2005