Two-Finger Cul de Sac Jones 

When a man inserts two fingers into a woman, and moves them round and round in a cirle (i:e cul de sac)

John gave his lady friend a Two-finger Cul de Sac Jones, and she absolutely loved it!

Two-Finger Cul de Sac Jones by Timmy Beans January 12, 2008

star jones 

another name for "earth"
also another way to say "to steal food"

Marni! You so just Star Jonesed my gummy bears!!!!!

star jones by Shan February 16, 2004

Joner

Derivative of the two words, "Jean" and the slang word, "Boner".

A folding of the jeans in the crotch region of a pair of jeans that results in a small to medium sized uprising when worn. Usually found when worn by girls, although they can be found in certain males who either have microscopic genitalia or who wear loose jeans.

Nikki showed me her joner during lunch today, it was quite large. However, mine was larger, so I showed her mine.

Joner by joner1234 January 2, 2011

Dow Jones

Recent events such as the CDO/CDS meltdown have caused movements in the market similar to that made by a female as she administers fellatio.

Originates from the following context: "Bitch is goin' down like the Dow Jones!"

Baller Inc Exec 1: Did you go to Circle last night?
Baller Inc Exec 2: I did, Dow Jones was the value added to the experience.

Dow Jones by CEO of Ballers Inc March 15, 2009

Davy Jones' Locker 

An elevator on a cruise ship that someone farted in, right before exiting.

I got in the elevator just as this old lady was getting out. The doors shut before I realized she had sent me to Davy Jones' Locker.

This guy got on the elevator with the worst BO, so I sent him to Davy Jones' Locker.

Davy Jones' Locker by Double Happiness June 30, 2012

Mike Jones 

One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.

* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.

Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-

A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Mike Jones by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006

Jones Job 

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.

We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

Jones Job by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010