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A rapper who is actually a Pokemon, hence the reason he can only say "Mike Jones!"

He also appartently is very fond of the car brand Volvo
Ash:*throws Pokeball*GO MIKE JONES GO!!!!!
Mike Jones:MIIIKKKKEEEE JOOONNNNEEESSS!!!!!!
by ~PrObL3M ChiLd~ October 24, 2006
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The Nussy, or the โ€œnose pussyโ€, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
โ€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussyโ€

Sir, please, I went to medical school

โ€œuwuโ€
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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i figured i'd ask smarterchild about the rapper mike jones.

CalJsportz:Mike Jones
smarterchild: who?
CalJsportz: mike jones!
smarterchild: what about mike jones?
CalJsportz: who?
Smarterchild: mike jones.
by Sir Callahan June 28, 2007
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"Rapper" for people with ADD.
Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times.

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times

First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.
by i <3 mike jones March 14, 2005
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a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.
Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.
by Morgan April 22, 2005
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Mike Jones, only rapper alive that's only word he knows is his own name; What you actually don't know, he's not kidding when he asks "What's my name?", He just has short term memory and can't remember his name
What's my name? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
by JohnBrom July 19, 2005
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One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.

* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-

A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by Peaseblossom85 July 16, 2006
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