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Guatemalan Men

Some Guatemalan guys tend to be in a happy relationship and still cheat (A guy lies about being single and makes a big scene about being heartbroken when he is still with the girl)

They tend to follow a bunch of random girls (definitely hot girls too)

Guatemalan men love to call girls 'putas' or 'stuck up' when they get rejected or notice a beautiful girl get other guys attention just because she's attractive.

They workout just to get a girls attention

The Guatemalan guys tend to get their girlfriends pregnant (girl is in her early 20s as well as the guy) and they both did not even finish college. Due to lack of education and being ignorant, they both had sex without even realizing the result and without focusing on other better things in life such as finishing college and getting a better career
Emily: Adolfo and Yessenia are two months into their relationship and Yessenia is already pregnant

Maria: Ugh these Guatemalan men i tell you
by Caligalchic September 12, 2023
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digi guide

A great cheap program that is basically the SKY tv guide on your PC
Whats next on TV? Check the digi guide dumbass
by mulligan November 14, 2003
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Guatemalan Slingshot

A maneuver done during sexual intercourse, usually after orgasm. The male anally penetrates the female in a doggy style or bent over fashion, then pulls out his penis, taps his partner on the shoulder to get her to turn around, and then pulls his erection back and lets go, flicking onto the face of his partner a combination of pheses, semen, and whatever other miscellanious fluids, solids, gasses, or occasionally plasmas may be present on the penis at that time.
"So I heard Robby was taking it in the ass from his owner last night!"

"That's not all, when Sam was done with him she hit him with a Guatemalan Slingshot!"

"Well, you know... it's gotta end with you looking like a bitch."
by BrazillianButtFartFetish November 3, 2008
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steaming your guinea pig

It is needed for steaming your guinea pig.
by mr. mere bohnen September 2, 2009
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Guide-monkey

Similar to a guide dog but instead of leading the blind they lead the distracted.
dennis bought a guide-monkey to make him a better man
by joe mortell April 21, 2008
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Goitered

Most commonly occuring during sporting events, it is when a ball lands right in front of/underneath a male and proceeds to bounce up and strike the underside of the scrotom and balls.
I was at the volleyball game the other day, and this kid got goitered and threw up! It was awesome!
by jfgetz21 June 16, 2009
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Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies

A series of YouTube videos that gives a comprehensive guide to all you need to know on picking up classy ladies.
I was having trouble with my love live, until I saw Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies. Now I get all the girls.
by koreabound April 7, 2011
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