Some Guatemalan guys tend to be in a happy relationship and still cheat (A guy lies about being single and makes a big scene about being heartbroken when he is still with the girl)
They tend to follow a bunch of random girls (definitely hot girls too)
Guatemalan men love to call girls 'putas' or 'stuck up' when they get rejected or notice a beautiful girl get other guys attention just because she's attractive.
They workout just to get a girls attention
The Guatemalan guys tend to get their girlfriends pregnant (girl is in her early 20s as well as the guy) and they both did not even finish college. Due to lack of education and being ignorant, they both had sex without even realizing the result and without focusing on other better things in life such as finishing college and getting a better career
They tend to follow a bunch of random girls (definitely hot girls too)
Guatemalan men love to call girls 'putas' or 'stuck up' when they get rejected or notice a beautiful girl get other guys attention just because she's attractive.
They workout just to get a girls attention
The Guatemalan guys tend to get their girlfriends pregnant (girl is in her early 20s as well as the guy) and they both did not even finish college. Due to lack of education and being ignorant, they both had sex without even realizing the result and without focusing on other better things in life such as finishing college and getting a better career
Emily: Adolfo and Yessenia are two months into their relationship and Yessenia is already pregnant
Maria: Ugh these Guatemalan men i tell you
Maria: Ugh these Guatemalan men i tell you
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A maneuver done during sexual intercourse, usually after orgasm. The male anally penetrates the female in a doggy style or bent over fashion, then pulls out his penis, taps his partner on the shoulder to get her to turn around, and then pulls his erection back and lets go, flicking onto the face of his partner a combination of pheses, semen, and whatever other miscellanious fluids, solids, gasses, or occasionally plasmas may be present on the penis at that time.
"So I heard Robby was taking it in the ass from his owner last night!"
"That's not all, when Sam was done with him she hit him with a Guatemalan Slingshot!"
"Well, you know... it's gotta end with you looking like a bitch."
"That's not all, when Sam was done with him she hit him with a Guatemalan Slingshot!"
"Well, you know... it's gotta end with you looking like a bitch."
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