Glasses-cart

1. a shopping cart full of glasses
2. when you go on a shopping spree to Specsavers

1. oh my that is a glasses-cart
2. I went for a glasses-cart today

by whoophey December 31, 2018

glasswrist

When someone wrist is shattered

When someone’s wrist is so weak it will shatter so it’s called a glasswrist

by Darnell Hornsby April 11, 2019

glasses

when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.

"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.

by Krkič May 3, 2019

glaeser

A women who loves BBC and would rather be shot then spend a night with a white man. Usually has daddy issues and Bitches about signing for items.

That girl took like seven black dicks mud be a glaeser

by Ajf892 May 31, 2019

Glasses play

When you play whit you're eyeglasses example inserting them into anus, vagina, nostrils, urethra in a mans penis.

Glasses play can also be licking them or licking the partners peeing on them and ejaculating.

It’s a thing that the most hardcore glasses fetishized people like to do.

Glasses play is when you put glasses into a place on you’re body where it isn’t supposed to be.

by Howitzerz666 July 27, 2019

glasses

glasses are a thing you put on your face to help blind people see.

steve: i have glasses
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok

by dylanlovescookies August 10, 2019

Gasser

A silent fart

That gasser really stinks, glad it was quiet so no one knows it was me.

by Uncle JIZZ November 30, 2019