Cumsies

An orgasm - male or female.

So, I'm sticking this bitch in the ass, right? And she starts screaming! Like bloody murder, but she's not struggling. I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but just kept plowing her like I was an extra in 12 Years a Slave until finally that ass clenched so tight that I just couldn't stop myself and I made cumsies in her shitter.

by Puffy McScrote December 30, 2014

CumshotWound

the big bang was based on this cumshot, It was the cumshot of evolution, a cumshot so incredibly fast and hard hitting that the guy who shot it died instantly and it hit another man making him have a hole in his genitailia and that one man later gave birth to another man and we named him woahman

i was fapping and my girlfriend walked in and I gave her a cumshotwound

by KumShotWounD June 3, 2017

cumsquatter

When a homosexual male couple are engaging in sex and the man on top just sits down on his partner's dick and lets him jizz into him.

Man, this guy at the club is known as the biggest cumsquatter in the bar.

by cjo May 6, 2003

cumskimmer

A dirty, filthy woman who insists on skimming the cum off of your cock, balls, and thighs with her lips and teeth, instead of using a moist towel like a normal person.

"My legs are all sticky. Perhaps it's because of that cumskimmer who blew me last night!"

by Chester B. Cobblepot June 11, 2006

Cumstain Charlie

A guy, that never has sex, and you can see by the sexual tension on his face, that he masturbates a lot.

"I really hope,that that cumstain Charlie has a gun in his pants!"

by YanTales November 3, 2008

Cumstipation

1) ~noun,: to be unable to cum, blue balls.
2) ~verb., to cumstipate; the act of causing constipation in another by cumming in their ass during anal sex.

1) man i was with this girl for hours and she wouldn't give me head, so i was stuck with a serious case of cumstipation
2) Man 1: "Dude i banged my girl up the ass and she's been cumstipated for weeks!"
Man 2: "Hahahaha you're such a jackass!"

by CB93 August 23, 2010

cumscreens

Fake long eyelashes worn by porn stars to protect their eyes.

"Better wear the teflon cumscreens today for your scene in "For your Eye Only'

by crosscomox December 20, 2013