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the big bang was based on this cumshot, It was the cumshot of evolution, a cumshot so incredibly fast and hard hitting that the guy who shot it died instantly and it hit another man making him have a hole in his genitailia and that one man later gave birth to another man and we named him woahman
i was fapping and my girlfriend walked in and I gave her a cumshotwound
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by KumShotWounD June 03, 2017
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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any wound caused by a cumshot
I was jerking it really hard and then my mom walked in and i gave her a cumshot wound.
by scrumbledorfis April 16, 2011
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