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A spooge-filled condom, usually haphazardly tossed upon the floor.
Hey did you remember to uncuff the clow-GOD DAMN IT I'VE STEPPED ON A CUMSLUG.
Cumslug by ZeeMox August 9, 2010
Words you can keep
The residue dripping out after having anal sex and letting your partner ejaculate into your rectal passage
Max: Mmmmm, I've got some drippage! Must be a cumslug!
cumslug by Team dbag October 10, 2008
can be used as both a positive or negative phrase...
Positive: 'Wow...check out that piece of ass, shes a real cumslug'
Negative: 'I can't believe you shagged that greasey minger you cumslug!!!'

Cumsmuggling 

the act of masturbating onto one's own fingers and finger blasting a female acquaintance who is so attractive you are willing to spread your seed.
Dude, I know that bitch ain't gonna let me fuck tonight, so looks like I am just going to be cumsmuggling that bitch.
Cumsmuggling by wk1305 October 16, 2011

personal cumslut 

a girl who will do anything to make her man shoot his load
Jill is Jacks personal cumslut
personal cumslut by watatwa August 30, 2016
Anyone with an obsession with consuming cum and having cum ejaculated in and on their body, face, and hair, but the term usually denotes submissive wives who actively crave the cum of their Dominant husbands. Cumsluts generally especially desire swallowing cum and having it all over their faces (see Facials). If their Dominant enjoys giving cum, the location of his choosing generally becomes the priority, but they crave cum independently. Cumsluts are even occasionally edged to the brink of orgasm or beyond simply by receiving cum. Many Dominants regard cumsluts as the highest tier of submissive provided their obedience and loyalty are on point as with any submissive.
Jill is Jack's personal cumslut. He cums on her whenever he wants and if she hasn't had any in a while she begs to swallow.
Cumslut by Vantablack October 8, 2019

cumslurper 

person that sucks up cum
bro ur girl is a cumslurper
cumslurper by cityboi15 November 21, 2009
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