claming

When a female puts her vagina on someones face in a teabag fashion.

she is claming her opponent.

by wjdjdk February 9, 2015

Clarence

the voice in your head in the game Penumbra: Black Plague. He is the biggest dick ever, therefore, this is the greatest insult you could ever use.

Person 1: This hallway I just came through looks safe...

*walks towards hallway*

*dog comes out of nowhere, charging at you*

*dog disappears*

Person 2: Hahahaha, I fucked with your mind. Hahahaha.

Person 1: Way to be a Clarence...

by Spenziix July 18, 2009

Clamina

Clamina is the extreme strength of the vagina clutch. The ultimate in muscular grip, commonly known to dislocate and or "snap" a penis. Alternatively, it means..the stamina of your clam.

"Yo..I was fuckin' with this chick last weekend..and she had the illest Clamina I have ever witnessed in my entire life.."


"Clamina, bro?? What do you mean?"


"Man, her pussy was so tight and legitimately had the ability to break my dick in half if she wanted to..plus, that pussy was down for fucking at all hours of the day & night. Illest.

by Kristen S, M. October 23, 2008

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021

alto clarinet

Invention of the devil to throw clarinet choirs out of tune. So pitchy that the e-flat alto was delegated to the saxophone section. Rarely necessary in bands or orchestras, but when orchestrated for e-flat, line should be instead played by e-flat soprano, a bright, lively, slightly more in tune clarinet

Warning on Alto Clarinet case: Hazardous contents. Avoid contact with hands and mouth. If heard, immediately flush ears with Brahms or Mozart. More volatile in numbers. Also, should not be combined with amateur oboe or string player, as such a mixture has a significant correlation with the development of bipolar disorder.

by Experienced clarinetist May 1, 2006

Clarence

A cute boy that likes girls and boys and will date them both based off if he likes them

Clarence is so hot and he loves you for how you are

by Dark death 6969 November 4, 2018

Clarify

To clarify is to completely shut down everything someone just said.

Person one- " I like snow cones, it's like flavored snow"
Person two- " Just to clarify, it's actually chopped ice, not snow.. Therefore it should be called ice cones

by A girl has no name! June 13, 2019