The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.
'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'
I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'
I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 8, 2017

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016

by TroyC January 18, 2023

These 3 words originating from Roblox because of censorship. When used in a sentence these words mean
1. "Please kill yourself" and I usually used by an annoying brat and such, but it can also be used as a 2. Counter-Argument
Below is 2 examples
1. "Please kill yourself" and I usually used by an annoying brat and such, but it can also be used as a 2. Counter-Argument
Below is 2 examples
1. superepicgamer : "yo jimmynutren"
jimmynutren : "go commit die idot"
2. Jerry_sucks : "Flamingo's content sucks"
milkman237 : "ok, but go commit die "
jimmynutren : "go commit die idot"
2. Jerry_sucks : "Flamingo's content sucks"
milkman237 : "ok, but go commit die "
by Annoying Polish-American Kid March 29, 2020

by NotTuch August 15, 2022

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.
Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018

by How1dare1you September 8, 2018
