Commitment

Every swinging dick should be there! I don’t want to hear my wife’s got a pot roast on!

Commitment!

Commitment mean every swinging dick should be there

by TroyC January 18, 2023

Committing a Cameron

Verb

To throw something of value out of the window of a moving vehicle.

Y/N: *throws phone out of a bus*
Friend: wow, committing a cameron? imagine that.

by WaffleLove October 12, 2023

commit lithuania

Term that relates to self harm, replacement for "commit suicide".

This will make you sound like a complete retard if used frequently, so I'd recommend using kys instead.

(Friend:) Math class ain't that bad
(You:) shut your gay ass up and go commit lithuania
(Low Tier God:) You should kys NOW

by nevets_ January 19, 2024

yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

a harry potter spell. it is one of the Unforgivable curses

voldemort: Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by yeetus yeetus commit self dele April 28, 2023

Go commit alt f4

The second worst way to kill someone, second to go commit lego step.

Saying this will cause the user to get instantly teleported to the shadow realm and all of their files will close.

person 1: You suck
person 2: Go commit alt f4
person 1: (Dead)

by Go commit alt f4 November 29, 2023

commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you

Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Yoshi commits tax fraud

A snapshot of the game Fortune street Yoshi being a character in game, the snapshot reveals of Yoshi asking the player for him to prevent paying taxes. This made the internet thinks Yoshi commited the crime of tax fraud.

Bill: Hahah. Yoshi commits tax fraud how funny.
Tek: it's not funny anymore

Bill: huh?
Tek: E N D M E P L S

by Donor boi October 12, 2021