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Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 8, 2017
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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016
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Commitment

Every swinging dick should be there! I don’t want to hear my wife’s got a pot roast on!

Commitment!
Commitment mean every swinging dick should be there
by TroyC January 18, 2023
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Go Commit Die

These 3 words originating from Roblox because of censorship. When used in a sentence these words mean

1. "Please kill yourself" and I usually used by an annoying brat and such, but it can also be used as a 2. Counter-Argument
Below is 2 examples
1. superepicgamer : "yo jimmynutren"

jimmynutren : "go commit die idot"

2. Jerry_sucks : "Flamingo's content sucks"

milkman237 : "ok, but go commit die "
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commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!
Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.
by NotTuch August 15, 2022
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Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.
Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018
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go commit air not entering lung area

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old
by How1dare1you September 8, 2018
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